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ITS FUCKING KRIMUH BITCH DID YOU THINK ITS FUCKING SLAP YOUR BEST FRIENDS ASS DAY OR SOMETHING YOU STUPID IDIOT
Me: “Yooo Ashlyn guess what day it is!!”
Ashlyn: “Oh yeah it’s December 25, slap your bff ass da-“
Me: “NO YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH ITS KRIMUH!!”
Guy: ITS DECEMBER 25 YA KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!
Other Guy: Its Christmas
Duh
NATIONAL STEAL SOMEONES CHRISTMAS 🎄 PRESENT DAY!
“ Haha it’s December 25! GIVE ME YOUR PRESENT”!
On this very faithful day is where you can beat up anyone like a slender,furry,retard,or anyone you hate to do on this day to get a free prize on the 31st of December
Mikey: hey did you know on the 20th of December you can beat anyone up?
John: what are you even talking about? thats not a real holiday you fucking retard-
Mikey: *proceeds to beat him with a baseball bat until his skull turns into mashed potatoes and gravy*
Mikey: I win a prize of the 31st of December