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The act of having anal sex where the lubricant is an egg.
Julie and Howard decided to have anal sex for the first time. But they were too emberassed to buy lubricant. So they did the eggs over Julie.
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To simultaneously defecate, urinate and ejaculate into ones own pants.
Nurse, I appear to have Cadbury's Creme Egged myself.
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1. The savior of the Native American Indians.
2. A very pimp comic boock charactor who likes to smoke his pipe.
see also Kosher Frank
"Man the Chief is so cool."
"Did you see the new Chief Ham + Eggs Halloween special"
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When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.
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When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
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Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.
"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
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Something my mother always tells me to do.
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