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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 21, 2019


Jizz canon

When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room

by Barry my cockinher June 19, 2022


jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017


jizzed

past tense of cum

yo i just jizzed in this bitch

by penis_LiCkEr6942000 May 29, 2022


Snizz Jizzed

Snizz Jizzed: When a woman gets off before the guy.

Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.

by Funnybunny7 May 8, 2024


knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.

Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.

by LCarrollHarris January 6, 2016


Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.

I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.

by Korra April 13, 2013