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The day the prettiest girl is born, especially if it starts with a or b.
They are pretty and hot and they can get anything they want. If you meet someone with those characteristics, don't let her go, she will make your life special every day. It is very likely that these girls are crazy but very funny and will make your days.
20th june:
X: This girls are very pretty i love them.
X: No it's mine, she's the best
June 5 is the day for you to get a gf/bf you lonely fuck
Boy:hey wanna go out I’m a lonely fuck
Boy:no I’m not gay
Boy:it’s June 5
Boy: ahhhh ok babe
Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can
Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!
Nation make out with someone day
1:Make out with me please 💪😎
2:Why?
1:Because its june 5 😩
call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them!!💚🫶🏼
hey go call a friend and tell them you love and appreciate them because its JUNE 5
June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!
Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
you have got a small dick
“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”