E-Kiss

If person A wants to kiss person B via Discord. A thing Degenerates like to do!

A: „Hey B come closer, I want to E-Kiss you ;) *kisses you*“
B: „Damn hold up *kisses back*“

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Giraffe Kiss

When two men touch penis tips.

Todd and Kyle we're crossing swords but accidentally Giraffe Kissed.

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Australian Kiss

When two people make their buttholes kiss.

"Last night I was lying, on my back, with my knees up to my chin, spreading my ass apart. Then Celsie squatted over me and halo-dropped her anus onto mine. Best Australian Kiss I've ever had since, Ada,m."

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Donkey kiss

When someone who is kissing you and overlaps their lips on top of yours and basically engulfs your lips with theirs, often at times sliming you with their saliva.

My date was such a bad kisser, he kept donkey kissing me. It was just nasty.

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kissed the apex

see Flawless Victory.

S: Going for a dump, back in 10.
M: K.
(some time passes)
S: (Shouts from the loo) Yes, kissed the apex!
M: Good man!

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jellyfish kisses

n. (jel-ee-fish kiss-ez) - The sensation you get right after you shave, when your skin tingles enough to sting but not enough to hurt.

Jeff: "Hey, does it hurt you to shave sometime, Tom?
Tom: "Oh, yeah! I get jellyfish kisses all of the time when I shave! Just use some mild lotion, takes the sting out right away!"

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Muppet Kisses

A Muppet Kiss involves a great big kiss on the lips that ends with a smacking sound and a MmmmmmmmmmWaaaaaaaaaa

Muppet kisses is the sort of kiss Miss piggy would give poor old kermit when she finially corners him

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