To have your own MTV show that displays your disfunctional life as a teen skater that portrays you crying every time you don't get your way!
The show "Life of Ryan" on MTV should be called "Life of Cryan". Every time something happens to him he crys. What a pussy!
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Life outside of a contrived or fantastical environment.
Real life is sometimes considered mundane and rough.
Yes real life is very boring sometimes!
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To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing
Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc
Thank You
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Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
I love my Second Life!
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An unholy game intended for 8 year old fucktards and no life virgins.
Retard 1: I love Gacha life its so fun and I love the community UwU xD
Person 1: Shut the fuck up
Person 2: Shut the fuck up
Person 3: Shut the fuck up
Person 4 : Shut the fuck up
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A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.
Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.
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To not disappoint the pizza gods and our lord and saviour, Cashew Pizza chwisty. It is our purpose to consume pizza so that we can forever give thanks to our gods by consuming their children.
Person one: What is the Meaning of life?
Person two: Pizza!!!!