These are three names that all men can be categorized into. Those who are determined to be a Josh carry the characteristics of all 'J' name- negative connotation to these names and can never be a positive experience for a girl. A Blent isn't for everyone- has an underlying cocky ego that may not present itself at first but is blindingly obvious once noticed. Blent's aren't the brightest of the bunch and don't necessarily mean to do harm. Logan's are normal people that know how to treat people with respect and have rational and mature mindsets.
"Are they a Josh, Blent, or Logan?"
"Oh he seems to definitely be a Blent, kind of obsessed with himself."
A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
Omg Logan green. Just use your fingers that would be longer than dick thumb
When someone says an unfunny joke and everyone responds with silence
Logan: "What did the fish say when he ran into a wall. Dam."
Everyone: *silence*
Someone: "Logan moment"
A Logan Moment is when the "genius" in your group named Logan, makes a stupid, or downright dumb suggestion, usually involving some form of activity, usually grueling and not worth the time put into it.
Logan Moment -"Hey, lets go play Star Citizen guys, it is a really fun game when you get past the 4 hours of prison time you gotta serve if you get caught"
A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
The king of everything. He is viewed by any that matter as the greatest human too have ever lived. He is well known in many communities as someone who always has a font of knowledge, a wealth of good ideas and generally just makes things better. The one he is probably best known in is the gaming community where he strives to show people how too properly beat games using his streaming and youtube channels. He also informs and corrects the gaming communities on there falsehoods and games that are given too much credit (or overrated). He has set many world records and is praised to be the god king of gaming. Everyone should check him out as he will change your life as well.