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when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth
brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother
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When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa
hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
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When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.
After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.
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A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table
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The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
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A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt
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It's when one has their significant other drink/eat laxatives, and perform anal sex until you feel the pressure, then when you do pull out fast and move. That is how you do the Montana Mud Rocket
"Dude Sally and I performed the Montana Mud Rocket"
"Bro that's gross"
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