milk tanks

extremely white legs or thighs; a result of lack of sun.

That guy has really bad milk tanks, he needs to get out in the sun.

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Milk Shockolate

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

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Chocolate Milk

A sexual act where the male cums into the ass of his partner who has diarrhea and then sucks the frothy mixture back out with a straw. Thus creating chocolate milk.

Me and my girlfriend tried some chocolate milk last night, I sucked it all up.

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blood milk

The substance consisting of blood and milk that is released when a nipple piercing is torn off.

"So last night I accidently tore off Rob's nipple piercing and there was blood milk everywhere. That is what he gets for getting those pierced."

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soy milk

A liquid food substitute, usually made from genetically modified soy beans -- soy beans grown on dirt, and contaminated with pesticides, herbicides and usually hexane. Massive amounts of sugar are added, so it doesn't cause gagging. We know sugar is healthy, because it has a lot of carbon, and humans are, after all, carbon based life forms.

Soy milk causes estrogen overload, reduces ability to digest protein, blocks uptake of minerals, and has many other health benefits.

Soy milk has got to be healthier than anything from an animal. Yum!!

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milk bubbles

placeing your lips on a lactating females breasts and blowing to make a fart noise...

<wife> What do you want to do tonight?
<husband> Lets stay home and make milk bubbles!

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milk dud

a person whos half black half white

that dude is a fucking half bread milk dud

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