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1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big
(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!
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A insperational dude who is great at wetting girls panties.
I just watched Dhar Man, and it was VERY cash money!
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a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.
....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'
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Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.
The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.
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when a guy's hormones start going all over the place and they act all moody and bitchy.
Tom Cruise is always man pmsing these days and is Oprah!!
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A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.
Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."
Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"
Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."
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Brian Steele; person asked to look something up in google to settle arguments
Hey google man, what's the second verse to ba ba black sheep?
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