A kid who constantly has male reproductive organs, inserted in his rectum... or at least walks like it.
Chronic masturbater, he wacks off in his girlfriends bathrooms, doesnt clean it up, and leaves... and we never mentioned she was 4 years younger than him.
You shouldnt try pulling a james stevenson, hes a deusche.
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I dumb boy who likes urban dictionary too much
"Son, get of Urban dictionary" "No, mummy"
"What a James young"
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To the idiot with the the definition about only 9 00's, your an idiot. It goes beyond 009, it's not that hard to add 00 to 11 which was in a novel along with 0013. And for God's sake, it's Walther not WALTER.
M replaced James Bond's Beretta with a Walther PPK.
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The Absolutely Greatest films ever made. They are the only Movies that make you wanna watch them over and over. They had some bad ones such as Moonraker, but they are still worth watching.
My favorite Bond Is Roger Moore, My favorite Bond Girl is Natalya, and my favorite Villain is Baron Samedi.
My personal list from best to worst...
1.Licence to Kill
2.Goldfinger
3.Live and Let Die
4.You Only Live Twice
5.Octopussy
6.Thunderball
7.Goldeneye
8.From Russia, With Love
9.The World Is not Enough
10.Diamonds Are Forever
11.The Man with the Golden Gun
12.Die Another Day
13.For Your Eyes Only
14.The Living Daylights
15.Drno
16.On Her Majesty's Secret Service
17.The Spy who Loved Me
18.A View To a Kill
19.Moonraker
20.Tommorow Never Dies
Well, There have been different James Bonds over the years:
Sean Connery
George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan
and now...
Daniel Craig
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THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
Say what you want, There is no doubt that Lebron James is the Greatest
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1. An NBA super star from Akron, Ohio that was drafted directly out of high school in 2003 from St. Vincent-St. Mary's High School who has quickly become of the most hypocritical voices of the "social justice movement". He freely speaks out about supposed incidents of police brutality against black citizens of the United States, all the while ignoring that all of his Nike merchandise was made under the Chinese brutality of Uighur slave labor or Chinese occupation of Hong Kong.
2. The act of a man inserting one end of a 3 to 4 ft tube into his anus, and subsequently the other end in the vaginal opening of a consenting female partner before he expends flatulence into the vaginal canal.
Brad: "Hey Dude! I went out with this crazy chick I met on Tinder last night, and she pleaded that I give her a 'Lebron James'."
Julio: "What the hell is that? Like get her pregnant on the first date, and deny the kid is yours in 9 months?"
Brad: "NO! She had me put aquarium tube up my ass, and the other end in her pussy and fart! It was fucking crazy!!"
Julio: "Makes sense. Lebron kind of is a huge pussy that is full of shit and hot air."
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A loyal carrot farmer who lives in oropi, he is nearly as loyal as an octopus. Yet he isn't very attractive but his carrots make up for it. James Hornes carrots are delicious because of the nutritious soil he stole because he lives in Oropi.
James Horne: would you like my hard, delicious, juicy carrot in your mouth?
Random gay person: No i want it in my ass
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