Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.
“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”
When your skin tag starts to turn purple/black from its original pinkish coloring.
Bro, what the hell is that hanging from your armpit? It looks like a phillipino nipple.
When you toss them titties like they salad.
Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.
A weird way to say your boring
Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza
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The funnest way to say your borning
You didn’t add bacon to your pizza!? Nipple ring!
When you are so angry after an incident or pissed off at something that your nipples get hard and poke through your shirt.
"Dude, im so fucking mad! I was cockblocked by my own dick! It didn't fucking fit! (Uncomprehensible yell) My nipples are so hard!"
"Man...Man you know those are totally Rage nipples"
"What? Oh yeah these fuckers could cut glass"
"damn straight."