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Jackson MF Dick D. A real one. Always there for you. Loves my singing monsters. #1 Gamemaster.
Skyler: Hey, where's my road dog at, he's such a real one!
Jackson: Right here bucko! Hey, look over there, its Daniel and Elsa making out!
A lazy driver, does nothing except drive then hang up the keys
Never washed truck, has damage and never repairs.
See that kenworth-shes a road dog , see the state of that road dog
Must be a mong driving that road dog
The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.
I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.
Road Soadies are alcoholic beverages that are drank in a moving automobile.
This road trip is going to be a long one, lets get some Road Soadies and something to piss in!
The Road Dogs was a "group" before new management took over. The Road Dogs had an extremely large ego and will to play God, especially seeing as it was only one guy running it. The Road Dogs are lying, jackasses and dicks to other people just if they don't listen to what they want.
"I'll leak your personal info"
"Man you part of the OG Road Dogs or something?"
The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
Where all the Christians become hoes and the hoes become scarred. The teachers don't give a shit ab ur future nor does the principal. This school is where sneaking ur phone is more troublesome then punching a kid. No one likes the weird kid and usually has a ghetto group. Where girls want sexuall contact and boys are too pussy to handle. No one even knows what their favorite subject is bc their all trash in some way.
Hey do u got to oaklahoma road middle school?
Yea
Ur mom's a hoe