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A waffle with a snake under it.
Joe: Hey, where's john?
Tim: Adam got him with some snake waffles!
Adam: Yeah, he so fell for it! he's gone to get antivenom.
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The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion
Trouser Snake or relating to a male dramatic role played by a woman
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I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.
Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?
Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.
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When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
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A gay man who tries to tak advantage of a drunken straight guy in order to have sex. generally takes place when straight guys enter gays bars.
Tim: "Hey, where did you go last night?"
Alex: "I went to the gay bar for some free drinks, but totally got snake charmer pauled by this guy there"
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Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.
(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').
yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'
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A snake in your bush is a term for when there is a cock in your vagina. The cock is the snake the vagina is the bush. Bam there you go. Now you know. The more you know. Oh god how do I know this shit.
Gf-hey your snake in my bush felt so good
Bf-thanks
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