Xbox One

A box in the shape of an "x" with a "1" drawn on the top

A direct competitor to pay-station 4

Xbox One openly supports cross-play while pay-station 4 does not

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one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.

Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?

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One Direction

Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction

Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.

Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.

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one upper

someone who always follows your story with a better one or has things that are waaaay nicer than yours and makes sure you know about it

me: Wanna see the car I just got? one upper: Sure! Yeah, it's nice and all, I'm going to get a Lexus when my boyfriend gets back.

one upper: Your husband's truck is really nice! My boyfriend will probably get one like this, probably newer though.

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ONE-ITIS

Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.

"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."

-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)

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One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.

Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*

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Year One

Car parts and accessories company, especially good for classics.

I'm a huge poseur, so I bought me some x pipes at Year One and now I don't know what to do with them.

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