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a man that will only drive or own a chevy
hey you want to drive my mustang?
hell no I'm a chevy man
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1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big
(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!
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Brian Steele; person asked to look something up in google to settle arguments
Hey google man, what's the second verse to ba ba black sheep?
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A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.
Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."
Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"
Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."
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when a guy's hormones start going all over the place and they act all moody and bitchy.
Tom Cruise is always man pmsing these days and is Oprah!!
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A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.
Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.
*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*
Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life
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someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted
Xander knows Jenny cheats on him but he still goes back to her, he's such a beta man
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