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A guy who constantly picks up, or takes out, horrifically trashy women.
Adam: "Dude, I heard our mate Sam is trying to date that Mel chick again."
Jared: "No way... she's even more slutty than his ex!"
Callum: "Come on guys, just accept the fact that Sam's a Garbage Man, and we'll never mention this horror again."
1. A person who prefers titties overs ass
2. A person who loves looking through girls shirt necks as they bend toward them
3. Someone who doesn't care for twerking videos
4. A person who loves sucking girls titties while having sex
5. What gay men can't be (unless if they're fat)
6. A person who as a little kid would squeeze their moms tits and as a teen and adult other girls titties
7. Someone who says that tits can never be too big
(Breast Man watching twerking video)
Breast Man: Uhhh, why tf am i watching this (turns on vid with bouncing tits) Oh yeah, that's more like it!
someone who dedicates their life to some sketty wench even though they cheat on him and can't be trusted
Xander knows Jenny cheats on him but he still goes back to her, he's such a beta man
One who takes very special pride in assisting and communicating others in their community.
Community Man needs no pay, he helps those in his community out of the kindness of his heart, even if it not always well received.
For example Community Man might feel compelled to let a fellow driver know that their car gas tank was left open. Community Man might also inform a fellow driver that their turn signal or headlight wasn't functioning properly.
A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.
Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.
*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*
Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life
Man Monkey spunk. Johnny juice.
Tony, look, PJ's come out of the bogs with man glue down his trousers.
When A Guy Is Being A Total Bitch And Being Overly Sensitive.
"WTF! I WANTED A COKE NOT DIET COKE"
"DUDE CALM DOWN! You Got Your monthly man pms again?"