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A place very similar to a Maus Free Zone.
Tell your story walking, pumpkin head.
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When two guys plan out an instance in which one hides in the closet while the other has sex with a woman. Likely to be, but not limited to, with a girl who is a slut and/or of low value. Many times, high levels of intoxication will be involved. Truly an act of great friendship.
Person 1: Did you hear? Jack and Matt planned a free show friendship at Meg's party.
Person 2: REALLY!?! That's so awesome. They are such boys.
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I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫
Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...
LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫
(breakdown)
FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !
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The true army of Syria. The current Syrian military is doing the opposite of what militaries are supposed to do, which is protecting their people from military threats.
The Syrian army is currently killing thousands of unarmed civilians for protesting against the psychopathic despot in power named Bashar al Assad.
The Free Syrian Army is made up of over 20,000 Syrian army defectors who are currently protecting their people like the official Syrian army they're fighting against is supposed to do.
The leader of the Free Syrian Army is a defected colonel named Riyad al-Asad.
God bless the Free Syrian Army
The soldiers in the Free Syrian Army are some of the bravest soldiers in the world
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A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.
Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!
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Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"
Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
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The motto in the 2002 movie, 8 Mile. Tge motto of Eminem's gang, Three-One-Third(313), "Fuck the Free World"
From '8 Mile'
And Wink did fuck my girl, and I'm stilk standing here screaming Fuck the Free World!
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