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When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.
My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.
When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.
Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!
A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
When you cum inside of a girls anus and she farts it back into your face.
I was fucking Becky last night in the barn and she gave me an Alabama snowstorm, I was washing my face for hours!
When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out
Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?
When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror