To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.
The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.
When a person buts a tarp out and puts a projector on it while tyler fucks his sister
Hey Mariah wanna have a Alabama movie theater???
It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
The act of having anal sex in the shower with a woman. However, right when you cum, her butthole spontaneously combusts with diarrhea on your dick
She was an attractive woman, but everything changed when the Alabama buttflood attacked.
The sexual act of giving someone a hickey in their asshole and then licking the shit out of their asshole until there is none left, while on the toilet
Sam: I just got the best Alabama Hickey Shitter from Kathy!"
Paul: (Starts gagging)
A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.
T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.
A memorable guy who thinks he’s the main character at his high school. Usually from a school with about 700 people, a senior and has a massive dick. Grows up to be rich and laugh at everyone who falsely accused him of being a “super senior” (see definition). Gets many many false SA allegations because all the girls with an identity crisis feel threatened by masculinity. Just your IDGAF main character energy kinda guy.
Wow, did you hear about that 2024 senior at AHS? I can’t believe he did that again! How memorable! What an Alabama Batman!!!