The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it
Oh my! He pulled a Captain Gav outta nowhere!
The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
1. A BRAVO ZULU Sailor Woman
2. SportShoe's Seagoin'MAMA
Navy ain't the same without Captain Billie
Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.
The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.
The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead