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captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018


captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008


Captain Gav

When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it

Oh my! He pulled a Captain Gav outta nowhere!

by DraxlerPSG October 2, 2020


Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp May 20, 2018


Captain Billie

1. A BRAVO ZULU Sailor Woman
2. SportShoe's Seagoin'MAMA

Navy ain't the same without Captain Billie

by Shipmate April 13, 2005


Captain Patakat

Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.

The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.

by aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ1348 February 28, 2019


Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 22, 2021