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An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.
"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."
"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."
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A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.
"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."
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The guy in your office that eats all the doughnuts and leaves none for anybody else.
Nathan is a doughnut douche!
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A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.
"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."
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A fanny pack worn around the waist, positioned in front rather behind.
"Look at that douche bag wearing that douche sack....it's so late '80s!"
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A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"
-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year
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when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.
Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon
Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon
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