Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.

Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump

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Eat The Apple Sauce

Like drinking the Kool-Aid, but for Apple Employees.

You got a new job at Apple? That’s awesome. So you drank the Kool-Aid? No, but I had to eat the Apple Sauce.

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Eat em up

When you eat all the food

Me:Recess puffs eat em up eat em up
person: You fat now

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eat your hat

to eat your hat means to disgracefully, and shamefully, and embarrassedly, or pissed.offedly REALIZE you are wrong about something, or that somebody else was able to do something
like writing, singing, painting, posing, pimping, etc better than you can. kinda like having to eat your own words, but without you even having to say something first.
punked, topped.

"biggety small sack saw stinky dopey dawg's new vid
and his shorty, latanyaneesha told him "guess you gones to have ta eat your hat now, huh, bitch".
to which small replied "slap!"

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go eat rocks

( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).

son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: since when re you so politically opinionated? it's your mother who's supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to kiss the Don's ring, or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that flag, to go eat rocks, and then to your room to do your homework. Got that?

son: yes, but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

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eat my lettuce

1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.

2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her

Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."

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eat shit and die

Eat shit and Die.... Usually always said when mad!!! The again, my normal words to close friends are eat shit and die.

I wish I could do this.... 1) Grab a cup.... 2) Squat down and release the dump in the cup... 3) Grab a spoon... 4) Sit down the other person.... 5) Forcefully feed them the cup full of shit... 6) Hope that they die.

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