cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

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Toe up from the floor up

She look messed up from top to bottom.

My teacher looked toe up from the floor up!

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overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

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played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

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gay nigger from outer space

A nigger who is literally gay, and whose place of birth is somewhere in outer space.

Look at that gay nigger from outer space!

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Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

Poo that makes the toilet water splash

"Dude I just made chocolate thunder from down under!"

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where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

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