half-cousin-niece

Half-first cousin's daughter.

My half-cousin-niece is a good girl.

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

Half of a sink explosion

Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.

Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.

Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?

Friend: Fractions

Half Dollas-Dollas

Half dollars are similar to saushers nipples in that they are both relativly large nipples, the only difference is half dollars resemble that of a half dollar with the lines around the center.

Mallory: *flashes trevor*
Trevor: HAAAA LOOK AT THOSE HALF DOLLAS-DOLLAS

Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits

dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."