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"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.
Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*
Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*
Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
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To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds
Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
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The black man walked of a train and as the doors were closing he said "kill all the white people".
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On December 3, you may kill all teachers that have caused you trouble this year.
National Kill Your Teacher Day, THEY WILL ALL DIE!
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A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily
Jamaican expression
From (since) whappy killed Phillup.
From names of actually people.
Whappy + Phillup or Phillip.
Possibly origins -According to the Gleaner, in June 1951 a man name Aston Jolley aka Whappie King attacked and robbed two people. One of them died, but none of the victim’s names was Phillip. Instead, the news article at the time mentioned “Wappy King fillip” and this ended up being switched to “Wappy kill Phillup” over time. If that is the origins of the story then that would be truly disappointing and anti-climatic.
There is another theory involving a murder between two brothers from Portland called William(nickname Wappy) and Phillip. This happened in the 1940s and was a real headline grabber, mainly because similar to now Portland did not have alot of murders. This sounds far more realistic than the Aston Jolly case as I think Jamaicans are far too creative to build such a timeless saying off “Wappy King Fillip”. Gleaner Story
Used to exaggerate the number of years something has been taking place for;
A very long time
I've been reading this book from (since) Whappy killed Phillup.