-phillup

a chronic masturbator who washes his hands vigorously on a daily bases after a very sloppy and wet masturbation session. Evidence of this can be seen when this person constantly goes in and out of the bathroom and leaving the water running or taking a 3 minute shower. Usually between the times of 2am - 5am at 30 minute intervals. Anything that this person touches will be contaminated with reproductive fluids and it is advised that you should be tested for stds if you ever come into contact with phillup or anything he has touched.

Hey -phillup were you jacking off after you got done playing call of duty MW2? Because I always hear you going to the bathroom every 30 minutes to and hour. You must have a really small bladder or does beating your meat make you feel dirty? I hear the water running every night, how many times do you need to wash your hands bro? You be washing up every half hour and it's getting suspicious.

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phillup

When a crack heads pipe is always empty and he’s constantly asking to fill it up.. so his name is phillup..

Man I need another hit, fill it up.. fuck you crack head, bum, get your own crack.. man that dudes a phillup always with his pipe out and not money..

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From (since) Whappy killed Phillup

Jamaican expression

From (since) whappy killed Phillup.

From names of actually people.

Whappy + Phillup or Phillip.

Possibly origins -According to the Gleaner, in June 1951 a man name Aston Jolley aka Whappie King attacked and robbed two people. One of them died, but none of the victim’s names was Phillip. Instead, the news article at the time mentioned “Wappy King fillip” and this ended up being switched to “Wappy kill Phillup” over time. If that is the origins of the story then that would be truly disappointing and anti-climatic.

There is another theory involving a murder between two brothers from Portland called William(nickname Wappy) and Phillip. This happened in the 1940s and was a real headline grabber, mainly because similar to now Portland did not have alot of murders. This sounds far more realistic than the Aston Jolly case as I think Jamaicans are far too creative to build such a timeless saying off “Wappy King Fillip”. Gleaner Story

Used to exaggerate the number of years something has been taking place for;
A very long time

I've been reading this book from (since) Whappy killed Phillup.

phillup makrevious

A name to tell people when you are trying to get your crew to laugh

Person 1 hi what's your name

Person 2 yo guys watch this hi im phillup makrevious

Crew lol