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The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
Keep that dry jacking shit up and its bound to fall off Jimmy!
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1.) To be in a state of disarray, or an undesired position.
I wrecked my truck last night, and the front-end is all jacked-up.
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When a bartender inserts one or both of his testicles into a jack and coke...to produce a slightly salty taste.
Hey Bartender A round of Jack and Balls for the table please.
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when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider
johny got bikejacked near cantral park
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When you go down on a girl and she shits or farts on your face
"Hey man heard you gave that girl a jack brown"
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The act of anal sex so hard that the arsehole folds out and splits open.
Man, I Jack Hammond her!
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A not particularly fantastic yet exceedingly popular whiskey. I find that it's most drinkable induced straight in copious amounts, which will lead to an absolute cunt of a hangover often accompanied by partial memory loss; however, it appears to be most popular in Coca Cola or on the rocks. Take it how you like it - Jack Daniels is not a drink to be savoured, unlike a good single malt whisky like Laphroaig or a traditional Kentucky Bourbon like Van Winkle.
Jack Daniels is not a Bourbon but a "Tennessee sour-mash" because it employs the extra process of charcoal mellowing to add flavour, which some consider cheating the system. Incidentally, a bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, not just Bourbon in Kentucky.
Jack Daniels is conspicuously advertised in film. Other notable examples of drinks that appear to be advertised in everything from the latest Hollywood drivel to your favourite American sitcom are Bombay Sapphire gin; Hennessy and Remy Martin Cognac; Grey Goose vodka; Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
1) I'm fucking depressed and I'm skint, so I'm going to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and pass out on the floor.
2) I'm very suggestible and/or new to drinking, so "I'll have a JD and coke please barkeep".
3) Did you see 'Scent of a Woman'? What a load of shite. The entire plot revolved around Jack Daniels, or "John Daniels" as the protagonist affectionately called it.
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