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The art of failing to create an optimized modpack
Simply magic is really unoptimized
When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass
Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife
A texting game where usually a guy and a girl send pictures back and forth mimicking each other in each picture. Ex. boy sends picture of himself wearing only pants so the girl sends one of her wearing only a shirt. You can also play it with poses as well. This is for the most part a sexting game
Jim: Hey Lucy would you like to play Magic Mirror?
Lucy: Sure
when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.
A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.
You've just been magical appled.
When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
A person who is sensitive to magic and is able to feel it in their surroundings and "use" it by for example talking to animals.
Person 1: "I heard Bartholomew can talk to butterflies somehow."
Person 2: "Wow, thats weird. I bet he is magic-sensitive."