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fuck bm2 it's a horrible game
Hey, have you realized how much worse Black Magic 2 got last update?
Yeah, it gets worse every single fucking time WHY BUDOTI WHY
A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
A term that means electricity in the plural form or a single electron, it is commonly used by AvE.
As I turned on the switch magic pixies came out of the wall and into the light bulb.
The dead battery was out of magic pixies.
This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
me. im a magical girl. my name is denpa chan, my powers are moe anime 2000s denpa kawaii powers!!!1!1!!!!
some guy: lol your not a magical girl
denpa chan: MAGICAL GIRL POWER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you take a shit and there's no shit on your toilet paper, it must have dropped magically.
Did I even shit? I guess it's a magic drop.