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Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”
The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.
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"What kind of magic is in your story?"
"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."
Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*
"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?
Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?
Magic Misting is the act of shaking out unused precum on your sexual partners face. The term can also be used in reference to cum in general, and sometimes maybe even piss. It has to be the face, though, always the face, and it has to be some sort of penal fluid in general. Females need not apply.
"Dude, did you see how I magic misted that bitch!"
"He magic misted me... It was magical."
The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
A jump shot in 2k that is insanely green
Oh my god, Dyson daniels base is so coke-butter-magic