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Matthew

A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.

Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew

by BoatMo February 18, 2020


Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.

Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did

by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021


Matthew

Ok so he’s kind of a flirt, and likes a lot of girls (and guys we don’t discriminate) and is very shy. He will torment you endlessly about your crush and always seems to be online on WhatsApp. He is always like a little brother and is there for you when you need him.

Grace:(over WhatsApp) Hey Matthew somethings going on can I talk to you about it?
Matthew:Sure so what’s up.

by Trash bag in the bathroom December 28, 2019


Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons

Matthew loves coke

by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020

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Matthew

damn, he’s sure something, but not something good. he’ll have you crushing, but you gotta resist it. he’s up to no good

person 1: i found this cute guy online, his name is Matthew
person 2: girl, you better get that Matthew out of your life right now!!

by milfmobile77 January 17, 2022


Matthew

Dumb stupid stupid face

“Matthew is a dumb stupid and also dumb haha

by Ostrich butler June 26, 2020


Matthew

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.

Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course

by dountshopbitch67 May 19, 2018