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when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth
brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother
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When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa
hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
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When you accidentally grab your clothes while wiping your a**.
After taking a dump yesterday, I ran my shirt through the mud. So I had to throw away that shirt. I ran it through the mud.
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A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt
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People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
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While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.
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When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face
Im sure Mark was surprised when Stacy gave him a good old fashioned Louisiana Mud Mask
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