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A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.
They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.
Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.
They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).
They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band
You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf
the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie
If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny
Guy 1: is that a short Mexican
Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him
Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN
Short Mexican: what do you want
Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go
short Mexican: nah ugly