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When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
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The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.
"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."
"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
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When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance
Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
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A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.
"Yeah, I saw her in a bar last night. She's not pretty at all. She's a Block Away Beauty."
When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.
Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much