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The word your friends told you to search up in class
Hey Luke, look up Alabama hot pocket
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Filling a vagina with snow and having intercourse, making it a semeny slush.
J: Cloe is a real bitch
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?
B: worth it
Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.
When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.
I have so much dough in my jeans pockets i need pantie pockets so fit the rest.
Bitches can stand me i got pockets on my panties.
The act of cumming inside a girl, then pulling out, coating the penis in flamable liquid, lighting, and waiting. When it gets nice and toasty extinguish by plunging back in. The heat will warm the inside hence the name, hot pocket.
I was givvin' Sandy a Holland Hot Pocket last week and i didnt get back in fast enough, I still got burns on my penis.
When your boss makes 6 figures But gives you a hand full of coins to pay for their lunch
"What this rich bitch doin with a pocket full of change?"
Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up
Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.