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when a female lies down on top of a nude man on her back (usually on a table) completely nude with her genetalia spread wide. then she proceeds to give a hand job on either side of her, gets fucked up the asshole by the man beneath her, gets fucked in her vagina by a man standing in front of her, gets titty-fucked by a man sittig on her chest, and gives a blowjob all at the same time.
Daniel: Hey dude, where's your mom today? I was wanting to have sex with her.
Steven: Oh, sorry, she's busy having a Texas Take-six performed on her.
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Excuse me, but I gotta take a Trump. I've had diarrhea all day.
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"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"
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1) To kill somone; "...take em out, ya gotta keep em separated..." Offspring
2) To have sex; referring to the act of uncovering the male and/or female genitalia in preparation for sexual activities.
3) To order the segregation of one subset from the general set; to remove a group from another group.
boy: "hey u wanna go roller skate?"
girl: "no way, but im down to be ur cod, come play"
boy: "k when i get there we're guna take em out ya huh"
girl: "i can game all day"
boy: "atta scout"
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(1.) When sex is like a religious experience. The feeling is so powerful and all pervading, you have no choice but to be present. And yet you also find yourself in a state of awe, beyond all the limits of your own body and mind. Time appears to stand still and yet it moves so quickly as your body automatically does what it needs to do, without thought, pretense, or any opportunity for self-consciousness.
Just as people often go to the house of a particular religion to find God...."Take me to Church" in the context of sex, involves a physical build up so intense, the orgasms could be described as a kind of "seeing God".
(2.) To crave or hunger for someone so much, you know being with them would be a religious experience.
(Hell, if you really want to extend the religious symbolism, think of the way a supposedly demon possessed person is taken to church, "laid hands on", convulses and shakes, and then appears to be "set free" with a peaceful look on their face. The parallels between this and really great sex are obvious.)
(1.) O God....He really knows how to take me to church.
(2.) I've never wanted someone to take me to church so bad in my life. I wonder if there's still seating available. The aisle closest to his lap would be preferable.
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Taking the virginity from young men
I was taking the hat off from a 19 year old last night
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Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.
I was channel surfing the other day when I caught a glimpse of a two headed mule. I had to do a TV double take.
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