Flop House

A word coined by Big Bad Brad to describe a house that is frequently partied in. It is also used to describe a house which contains up to but not limited to one mattress on the floor with no bed frame.

Daughter #2: I don't need a bedframe, dad.

Brad: What do you think this is, a flop house?

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waffle house

to fart while spinning in circle, thereby maximizing the area that your fart covers.

Damn, Paul just waffle housed Larry.

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House Wife

See Jes Smith, Manwhore

A man who can sew, and even occasionally cleans.

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House-hole

#1. To be a jerk, dick, ass, or butt-head.
#2. To call someone an ass-hole.

#1. "Shut up you house-hole!"
#2. "You are such a house-hole!"

Also see House, which has pretty much the same meaning.

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Clean House

Having the useless conversation about a friends ex because they were seen at a concert or a bar or any other social area; conversation involves statements like 'I don't care that I saw him' 'I'm fine' 'Is he seeing someone?' 'Does he ask about me' etc

No, you can't come to the show because then I'll have to clean house.

Alright, you've seen her. Guess I gotta clean house.

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Hibachi House

A delicious microwavable cuisine. Usually white rice, chicken and sauce. 36,000 milligrams of sodium per serving, well over thirty times the recommended daily allowance. This can be avoided by simply using 1/6th of the sauce packet, or none at all.

Intended to serve numerous people, I consume an entire Hibachi House Microwavable Meal every day.

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butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

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