Toe-eyed cabbage

It means an individual who pours milk before the cereal, basically a horrible person.

Ew! That toe-eyed cabbage really just out the milk before the cereal, what in the disappointment?

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crusty toe jammer

Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.

Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.

Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either

Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!

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texas toe tag

Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.

I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.

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Asian Toe Ring

When an asian man sticks his weiner between a girls toes and he gets off leaving a ring on the girls toe. why asian you ask? because only an asian weiner is small enough to fit between a girls toes

Dude his weiner was so little all he could do was give her an asian toe ring, and hes not even asian!

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Camel toe kelly

A tall red headed middle aged woman with a massive gaping camel toe in tight yoga pants that smells of rotting asshole and dead fish, she also has twangy rat nips that point in the direction of cock,

Dude, camel toe Kelly is smelling fucking rank today.

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toe popper

The thin layer of fabric in the front of a thong that is too small for the wearer.

Upon learning that yet again her thong had failed to hold in her camel toe, Candi exclaimed, "Damn! I need to get rid of that toe popper"

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pink toe-nail

A slang term used for a dog's erect penis.

Gizmo's pink toe-nail was so big it nearly touched the ground!

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