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n. One who engages in porn. (i.e. David Dryjanski)
"Yea...you kinda look like a porn star," said Mrs. Baird to David Dryjanski.
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Guy 1: Hey, that's porn!
Guy 2: No, not quite. Asshat.
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Porn 3.0 is a free type of site with thousands of high definition pornographic videos, games, and photos without any type of obligation. The first and only Porn 3.0 site (so far) is said to Foulbox or foulbox.com.
Sites like tube8, pornhub, redtube, xhamster, youjizz, xvideos are Porn 2.0
Foulbox is Porn 3.0
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a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.
Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!
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Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.
Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.
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When your computer freezes up due to viruses obtained from downloading too much porn. This can be a fatal condition which can not be corrected with anti virus software.
If this is the case, then the computer must be replaced and the hard drive must be destroyed with a hammer so it doesnt end up donated to a school somewhere, loaded with porn remnants
Darn, my screen is frozen, I must have Porn Lock on this computer.
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To look at pornography while on the John/toilet.
I have no privacy in this house, It's resulted in me having to look at Pot-Porn
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