William Graham

Usually the whitest guy in the room, he may be fat, amazingly funny, and straight asf.

what a William graham type headass

William Mangan

Man who tends to get broken banjo string cause he gets mad bitches😎😎.

Bluey green eyes and juicy ass.
Really loyal🥵🥵

Gahdayum William Mangan ‘s outfit is giving pussy popping explosion gunshots. He is so pussy slay mamas.

William Santamaria

A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.

Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis

- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.

“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1

“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2

wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son

person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!

Keaton Williams

A tall guy who wants to fuck something

My brother is a Keaton Williams

naveah williams

a weirdo whos friends with everyone thats it and shes in love with gregory hannah

naveah williams bout to be naveah hannah-greg

Reece Williams

who is Reece. Reece is an amazIng person,An amazing son, an amazing friend, an amazing brother, amazing gay wrestler and most of all an amazing bf. He’s sweet, loving, and caring. He puts u first even tho he really shouldn’t. He genuinely cares for you and is great at showing it. He’s loud (a lil too loud) and freaking hilarious. He’s stupid and silly, fun and smart and very very good looking But important thing of all is that he’s him. Now Reece don’t get to cocky☠️ I mean Reece is Reece and there’s no replacing that. I don’t think there’s any words that can really describe the way Reece makes me feel. I love loving reece. It feels soo nice. A little too nice. Reece deserves the world and if I could give it to him I would. I am so down bad for mans Istg. I’ll Orangeredgasapple snakemonkeyeagledog all over him. Reece I love you and I’m so glad I have u. If you get a chance to know Reece don’t take advantage of it bc he is worth every second

Damn Reece Williams thic ash