Random
Source Code
Random
It's Fur-Day 4 but you have to speak "furry" e.g. "English" is pronounced/written as "Engwish"
Furry: It's fuw-day fiwve (fur-day 5) today!
Person: Ohw now
Also spelled zero out of five Kripkes, or 0 out of 5 Kripkes, is slang for Sour Patch Kids Cereal coined by Ted Nivison.
Mom: I'm sorry son, but I couldn't find any 0/5 Kripkes at the store.
Son: That's alright. I've heard they're pretty bad anyway.
Mom: I can probably order them online. I want you to have the best breakfast possible, sweetie!
When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.
*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*
literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.
despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program
omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!
The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!
Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!
1👍 1👎
When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out
Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d