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The unpleasant sensation felt on one's penis after masturbating furiously to Martian Successor: Nadesico for hours on end.
Make sure you get enough lube for the Nadesico marathon this weekend, otherwise you get to burning.
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smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
burn one for the forces
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You really fucked this whole thing up. You've
ruined everything.
You burned this bridge between us.
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dick fuck pounding her ass anal
I poked her with my dick in the ass and she laughed so I started to fuck her really hard in the ass and she starts moaning but I can't stop but as I am pounding her ass I bump into something and I got an accidental anal burn from her hair straightener.
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cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching
sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast
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A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
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