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1. Tienes una cara de cola
2. Shut up! You cara de cola
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Right behind Shneddy in the homosexual department. ( Pun intended )
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the coolest gangster in the world
wow i wish i was like Marlin De May
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Pink Cocaine, From my understanding it was distributed by the Medellín drug cartel, when Pablo Escobar was in power. Generally given to dignitaries in the columbian, and Mexican cartels and government.
Have you ever done any palo de rosa?
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A 2 foot tall Mexican child who gets hit up in the DM's a lot, but is still a virgin and too awkward to actually make a move. Typically they are insecure about their penis size and get scared when girls ask for dick pics.
I met an Adrain De Santiago yesterday, he was cute and all, but he was super awkward.
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A person which is in fact not trustworthy, usually really shit in general .
Damn, Gabriel left me out in the cold yesterday !
Yeah! I know he's such an om de-a pula
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Filling a girl’s stink hole with Mayo.. on May 5th
Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
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