A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.
David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.
the ONLY word to describe someone when they can't run as fast as you or they can't catch up with the squad
Sal: hold up guys!
Squad (Kool Kids): Pick up the pace you Fat Cunt!
A person who is greedy, a wankstain, annoying as fucking fuck and is an overall tit. Can be used to describe any sex
That fuck twat Gerry is a fat cünt
Fat disgusting human being that body shames others. While being a negative, hateful, obese cunt while being a keyboard wanna be warrior.
That Pat Gunn is a fat cunt......
After a week of binge drinking you engage in a day of binge eating were you indulge in all of the cravings you have preferably on a green couch
In college me and my friends enjoyed fat sundays every week after a week of going out
The word used by airport security agents to describe the unpleasant experience of having to body search extremely obese passengers.
Man, I had so many fat downs today, its a wonder my hands didn't get lost in all that flab