When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.
You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).
When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.
While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.
A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.
Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?
Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone
When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.
Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!