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When you stick it in it in the ass and cum before they noticed
I ninja creamy this bitch last night
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pronounced "el neeeeeeeeennnjaaaaaaaaaaah!",
it describes a member of elite cult of hyperactive persian criminal masterminds based in Houston Texas.
Ninjas couldn't storm the house because of poison gas, but an el ninja tore the fucking place apart!
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Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,
then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.
Example
Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"
Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**
Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"
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To fornicate a person, or being, without them knowing or noticing; Also slang for succesfully using the "date rape drug"
Example 1
Ninja Fucker: "That blind girl had a nice rack last night huh"
Random guy: "Word."
Ninja Fucker: "I ninja fucked the shit out of here"
Example 2
Girl 1: "Don't go to any parties at Will's house'
Girl 2: "Why not?"
Girl 1: "I heard Amanda got straight ninja fucked over there"
Example 3
Smoov-e: "I'm a Ninja Fucking master"
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when some one takes way more than they need.
guy1: wow i said he could have a cigarette and he ninja looted half my pack
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driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.
"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."
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Noun: The day one crept into the world. Best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.
Dave: Hey, it's my birthday today!
Logan: But it's August...I thought your birthday was in April?
Dave: Aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.
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