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The start of another boring, bland, and overused joke.
Two men walk into a bar. Nothing else proceeds to happen.
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The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.
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A blow job where the penis is covered in chocolate (or feces).
Joe wanted a Milky Way Chocolate bar, but I told him I'd only do it with chocolate.
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When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.
Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk
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Its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your Mars bar and then you eat it.
Yummy i just had a Middle Eastern Mars bar!
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Starter of the Gods
Main course of the Gods: Deep Fried Cheese Tomato & Mushroom Pizza.
Pudding of the gods: Deep Fried After Eight
"Ayeyarright? C'nIava Deep Fried Mars Bars, 'sarritewityu?"
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