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A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.
Hey, have you ever heard of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? You’d better watch out! I hear they come to life at night. And if you die, they hide your body and never tell anyone.
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To place lunch meat on her face, then ejaculate on her face and feed it to her.
She wanted to try food play so I told her I would pizza your face!
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This sex move requires you to find yourself a nice Swedish woman. and break her hib bones pushing one up and one down. Break both legs and bend them opposite one another, Similar to a helicopter. Insert your phallic member inside her body at this point. Proceed to raise your hand and grip tightly. Thrusting your arm into her collar bone effectively breaking it. at this point punch her in the throat making it difficult for her to breathe but not hard enough to make it impossible. If she moans of pain you punch her hard in the clit if she moans of pain again repeat Until she falls unconscious. at this point Go berserk on her ribs until each is broken. at this point obtain your knives and create no more than 3 stab wounds in her abdomen. Pull your phallic member out and insert it into one of the stab wounds. proceed to fuck said wound as it will be tighter than any pussy and nut in 3 minutes. at this point sprinkle tomato sauce and cheese. Creating the Swedish banana pizza.
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I gave my girl a wicked swedish banana pizza
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A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
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When your with a group of people and one guy takes the souce from the pizza and puts it on his finger and makes another like it.
Next they convince another person to do it but that person without knowing licks the finger that the person stuck between his gootch/grundle/ballsack/cock!
Hey Jimmy try this sounce of my hand..ok...mhm that was good
Hey matt try this souce of my finger..ok...mhmh good
HAHAHAh you just lick my finger that i suck down my nut sack!!!!
this is the Pizza Trick
Made famouse by Weston aka Jew Fro
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A person's ass that is full of pimples and/or pockmarks; similar to how kids with acne were called "pizza`face" back in grade school, except this term is specific to the buttock area.
Matt: "Alex mooned me yesterday and I was like, 'damn! I didn't order no pepperoni & butthole pizza!'"
Cara: "Ha! I called him up and ordered it for you and he said he'd deliver for free."
Matt: "Well, there was way too much pepperoni for my liking."
Cara: "Yeah, and probably not enough butthole, huh? ha!"
Matt: "SIIIIIIICK!!!!"
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