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the middle seat on an airplane
On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.
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Probably originating in California in the 1980's this is not a strict word definition, but rather the art of phrasing the beginning AND ending of a question or request with the pronoun "dude", hence becoming the proverbial bread that contains the subject matter. Also called a California sandwitch, although nothing to do with aformentioned Simpson's baby eating definition.
"Dude are we going to Del Taco, dude?" ie. a dude sandwich
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When the pussy is fucked sooo hard it looks like a beef sandwich
I gave Molly a beef sandwich
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Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
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A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina.
"If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is gonna be eaten right up"
Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
A traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. Served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you ass guacamole the next day.
that ass guacamole sandwich was really good, it was nice and thick.