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The Cheesy Duck is where a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then puts his nose in her vagina much like the bill of a duck.
I'm telling you boy it was filthy, I gave myself a cheesy duck
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When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!
I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.
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ducks that don’t like water ‘cause
“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water
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The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.
“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
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Be right back babe, I’m gonna give the best hot duck you’ve ever had.
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Duck Baby is a Pittsburgh term used to discribe when two cousins have sex they have A retarted aquatic baby with web feet and quacks like a duck as a mating call in all actuality in the state of PA it isn’t even considered incest with 1st cousins and 93% the baby will be born normal pretty close to 100%
Stop rubbing your cousins feet or she will trap you then it won’t work any more only for her and you will end up with a duck baby quack
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When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
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