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Proof that you have lived a sheltered life.
Person 1: I have no idea what that means.
Person 2: <urban dictionary link>
Person 1: Get outta my house.
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A dictionary site where the assholes of the world may have their fucking 5 minutes of fame by stereotyping every fucking thing on this god damned planet not even thinking about how bad it might hurt someone.
this word doesnt need a fucking example you are on the damned site (urban dictionary), search for something you like and focus on the damned stereotyped definitions.
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Noun. Male. A pathetic loser who peruses the Urban Dictionary website for definitions of degraging and pretty much impossible sexual positions. He then e-mails them to his computer programmer friends who laugh loudly in their cubicles while eating Hot Pockets and drinking Mr. Pibb. This particular species of dick rarely uses his own on a live person and smells as offensive as his entries.
Reginald's wife divorced him because he is an urban dick.
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The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!
HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy
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The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.
I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.
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When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.
We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.
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If a swiss army knife were a person, it would also be an urban platypus: the type of person who can do anything.
This guy can do everything! He's an urban platypus.
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