The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.
Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...
A Jackass, Retard, or Asshole of very dominant white descent. They make fun of your clothes, athletic ability, etc. and have horrible excuses of insults that their other White Cummie friends think is clever.
White Cummie: Hey Romanian, where's your spear? *high fives friend and slams locker*
me: Fuck off you disabled shit-tard.
The act of blowing cocaine into a woman's anus, after which she fart's, creating the "white mushroom" cloud effect.
Bro, I was blowing coke into this whore's ass and she fucking white mushroomed everywhere! Fucking nasty..
Forgetting to wipe the coke off of your nose before walking into public.
She came out of the bathroom with The White Tushman.
When a white person has a life changing result based off of luck. Its called white luck because this tends to happen to only white people.
Omg, jenny just happened to get her meal paid for by a huge CEO for wearing his companies apparel.
No way, thats such white luck that would have never happened to me.
A girl that is white and shaped like the famous singer Lizzo.
“Woah man she’s a white Lizzo BiTcH.” - Person 1
A beautiful girl who's smart and short lol but is amazing in every way
Lilly white if you're reading this i love you but im not gonna tell you bc self esteem 0 but i hope you do find love and never go through hard times